My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-21) →
Robin Thicke (9) Joss Stone (9) Ne-Yo (8) Alicia Keys (7) Mayer Hawthorne (6) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Mom is a Comedic Genius. Fact.
Me: "I keep getting this white eyebrow hair."
Mom: "What do you mean 'keep getting'?"
Me: "I pluck it every time he pops up."
Mom: "You're not suppose to do that! You could get an infection!"
Me: "Really Mom? You expect me to buy that? You've been working in health care for decades and that's the best you can do?"
Mom: (laughing) "They say you shouldn't pluck them..."
Me: "Do you want grandchildren, ever?"
Me: "Then I'll keep plucking the white eyebrow hair."
Mom: "I didn't know what was at risk! Pluck away!"
Where is that on the clock's face again?
Drunk best friend: "Jalon! I'm drunk!"
Me: "Drunk! It's 4 o'clock your time!"
DBF: "No it's not! It's Drunk o'clock!"
Me: "I'll talk to you later."
listening to "Quadron →
impulsentric: Episode 3 After a long...
Upon entering the bark park, two huge dogs come running our way to "play" with Snoopy. Charlie is a lone wolf so he takes off on his own.
Hipster Girl Dog Owner: Oh! I'm so sorry! They just love Jack Russell Terriers. He is a Jack Russell, right?
Me: This one? (Pointing to Snoop)
Me: No, he's a Rat Terrier.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-14) →
Kings of Leon (136) The Raconteurs (115) Grizzly Bear (111) Phoenix (101) Matt & Kim (100) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
When people look back from 2060 on the creation of the American welfare state,...– Matt Yglesias (via savingpaper)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7) →
Melody Gardot (51) Miles Davis (48) Radiohead (45) Jamie Cullum (42) The Dave Brubeck Quartet (42) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Today, I pushed myself further then I have before. 8 miles is daunting. And I’ve been staring at this weekend’s mileage goal for the last month thinking…”God, that’s going to be a rough day.” Then the weekend came around. I was having a rough running week. It was so rough, I only got one run in out of the three I was suppose to. I was having ankle pain due to...
Me: I'm 5'5"
Mom: Really? You're that short?
Me: You always say that! We're like the same height!
Mom: No I'm taller.
Me: Barely! You're 5'6"!
Mom: 5'6" and 1/2.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-28) →
Rick Riordan (61) Frank Sinatra (44) The Dave Brubeck Quartet (28) wu tang vs the beatles (27) Melody Gardot (23) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz